My latest obsession? Trolling Craig's List for one-offs.
Hello marketing research company that needs information about how I shop for goods online. Oooohhh - I get a $50 gift card for a half-day's work? Insert squeal [here] (and be sure it is piercing.)
Hello conference calling firm that would like to record to the last nth my experience with different products and services. For you, I shall be the queen of conference calls. And in return, I shall get a $50 honorarium. (Do you see a pattern here in remuneration?)
Folks, I am one step away from responding to some oddly phrased ad in a college rag: "Wanted: People with a high tolerance for pain, no immediate family members within a 50-mile radius and a healthy appreciation for meat by-products. Apply at post office box FIRESTARTER."
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