Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Day 12 - Nice Mouth Ya Have on Ya

Potty mouths, trash mouths, wise mouths - so many mouths in the world. My particular favorite is the big mouth.
 
Tell anyone and everyone you're looking for work - it doesn't matter if it's your doctor, the mailman, your ex boss, an ex president or that ferociously cute guy who moved in next door. Tell them one and all and chances are, you might get a lead.

Of course, the karma of a big mouth demands you give some yin for their yang. Otherwise, you'll be the human equivalent of spam. And no one likes spam. They put people in jail for that. Or at least fine them.

And don't get your mouths mixed up. Although I'm tinkering with a request for help that uses all of George Carlin's seven dirty words you can't say on TV, I'm not expressly hopeful that it'll gain mainstream support.

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