Streeeeeetttttcccccchhhhhhhhh

Thank you, unemployment, for allowing me to amass quite a stunning collection of sweat pants. 

 

And this ain't the whole collection. Fabulous.

And in case you're curious, yes, I had to use a flashlight to get this picture. No, I do not keep my legendary collection of sweat pants in a dungeon replete with cheap wire shelving. The bulb is out in my closet and I'm about, oh, two feet short of being able to replace it. Soon, soon. It's on the list.