Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Fear. What a Fabulous Motivator.

CNN ditched today about how workers are scared to work flex hours, opting instead to stay onsite and work excessive hours. 

Could it be because companies are flicking off employees quicker then a spring break frat bull can down a shot of tequila?

Could it be because unemployment rates are at about 10%?

Could it be because evil corporations are licking the backs of employees' necks with the wicked, wicked whip of employment uncertainty? 

Could it be that workers are now feeling akin to that crazy, paranoid man that always sits down on the bus next to them? You know, the one ranting about conspiracies, being followed by the CIA and that purple ghost bitch that keeps staring at 'em.

Maybe. Maybe not. You decide. 

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